About Us
So how aboutThem pickles?
THICK PICKLE ISN’T YOUR AVERAGE PICKLE BRAND. OUR HISTORY SPELLS OUT LIKE A FABLE — A WOVEN TAPESTRY OF BRINE, SWEAT, AND TEARS.
WE'VE BEEN PUT ON THIS EARTH FOR ONE MISSION: TO BRING YOU THE JUICIEST, GIRTHIEST, FLAVOR-PACKED PICKLES YOU’VE EVER WITNESSED. WE BELIEVE A GOOD PICKLE CAN SET YOU FREE. OR AT LEAST QUENCH YOUR HUNGER. OR MAYBE MAKE YOU RIDE A BIKE FASTER.
Meet the team
Picklo
Chief Pickle Officer
Dillia
Brinologist
Gherkal
Marketing Wiz
A journeyThrough time
Mar 2019
Alex sheyn (Creative director at Study Hall) has one too many picklebacks and buys thickpickle.com.
Mar 2019
Alex sheyn forgets he has done this.
Jun 2023
he unforgets this, tellS us (Study Hall), and so we build a website in hopes of increasing awareness for our business. We also love pickles, duh.
2024
it gets a bunch of publicity and hundreds of folks sign up to get informed if we ever make the pickles.
2025
the pickles are real. the merch is here. the vibrations are at 9000.