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FAQ

Frequentlyasked questions

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  • What is thick pickle?

    Just a humble upstart in the pickle world dedicated to providing you with the greatest, girthiest, and most flavorful pickles on the planet. Our pickles are hand-packed in small batches, crafted with high-quality spices and vibrant vinegar blends for the perfect touch of tang.

  • Can I drink the pickle juice?

    Who raised you to waste perfectly good pickle juice? Add a delectable kick to cocktails, marinades, salad dressings, or just sip it like a champion. And then enjoy a happier gut, and hydrated, pickle-fueled muscles. Seriously, look it up.

  • Do you use preservatives?

    Ew. No weird chemicals, no lab experiments. Just premium cucumbers, vinegar, salt, and spices doing their thing.

  • Are your jars recyclable?

    Yep—all glass, no trash. Recycle, upcycle, or fill it with spare change.

  • Are Thick Pickles gluten free and vegan?

    You bet. It's a pickle party and everyone's invited.

  • Can I buy thick pickles wholesale?

    Not yet technically. But if you email us, we'll probably say yes.

  • Why are thick pickles so thick?

    When it comes to taste, texture, and TVs, size matters.

  • Can I fit a whole Thick Pickle in my mouth?

    That’s between you and your jaw. Chew responsibly.

  • Where can I buy Thick Pickles?

    Right here, baby. Soon there won't be a place where you can't buy them. Shop now before your neighbor does.

  • Do you sell merch?

    You've got brine on the brain and you don’t care who knows it. Grab shirts, hats, and more, straight from pickle HQ Right here.

  • Do your shirts run small or big?

    Our shirts run true to size, comfy and slightly relaxed. Unless you've been slamming some brine blast protein shakes.

  • I got the wrong merch size. Help.

    Dang it. Sometimes things go sideways in the pickleverse. If your shirt isn’t right - wrong size, printing issue, haunted - we got you. Just shoot us an email with your order number and issue.

  • What is your return policy?

    Our priority is that you enjoy every jar, piece of clothing, and/or brine-fueled super soaker. If something’s not right, email us.

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