FAQ
Frequentlyasked questions
Aka, the picklepedia
What is thick pickle?
Just a humble upstart in the pickle world dedicated to providing you with the greatest, girthiest, and most flavorful pickles on the planet. Our pickles are hand-packed in small batches, crafted with high-quality spices and vibrant vinegar blends for the perfect touch of tang.
Can I drink the pickle juice?
Who raised you to waste perfectly good pickle juice? Add a delectable kick to cocktails, marinades, salad dressings, or just sip it like a champion. And then enjoy a happier gut, and hydrated, pickle-fueled muscles. Seriously, look it up.
Do you use preservatives?
Ew. No weird chemicals, no lab experiments. Just premium cucumbers, vinegar, salt, and spices doing their thing.
Are your jars recyclable?
Yepāall glass, no trash. Recycle, upcycle, or fill it with spare change.
Are Thick Pickles gluten free and vegan?
You bet. It's a pickle party and everyone's invited.
Can I buy thick pickles wholesale?
Not yet technically. But if you email us, we'll probably say yes.
Why are thick pickles so thick?
When it comes to taste, texture, and TVs, size matters.
Can I fit a whole Thick Pickle in my mouth?
Thatās between you and your jaw. Chew responsibly.
Where can I buy Thick Pickles?
Right here, baby. Soon there won't be a place where you can't buy them. Shop now before your neighbor does.
Do you sell merch?
You've got brine on the brain and you donāt care who knows it. Grab shirts, hats, and more, straight from pickle HQ Right here.
Do your shirts run small or big?
Our shirts run true to size, comfy and slightly relaxed. Unless you've been slamming some brine blast protein shakes.
I got the wrong merch size. Help.
Dang it. Sometimes things go sideways in the pickleverse. If your shirt isnāt right - wrong size, printing issue, haunted - we got you. Just shoot us an email with your order number and issue.
What is your return policy?
Our priority is that you enjoy every jar, piece of clothing, and/or brine-fueled super soaker. If somethingās not right, email us.